”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”FamilyA Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou. As I opened it there stood Geraldine, Donna’s friend, obviously she hadn’t known my wife was at work. In she came as I put the kettle on and as she sat down and lit a cigarette she was talking of her non existing sex life.Anyway after a good half hour she mentioned that she was thinking of having a loft conversion done similar to ours and could she look at how much space ours had created. I observed her, she was in my eyes fucking ugly, short, very over weight probably about 17 stone, tattoo’s. "Kristen wants you to learn to accessorize, Oogie."This discussion was a bit over my head. I thought "accessories" in a fashion sense meant gloves or a purse. Those didn't sound like things I needed. "Whatever you think is best, Goddess."Of course, my response earned me another kiss from Kristen.At the mall, we went to a place named "Sky Catchers." The place seemed to contain a lot of specialty stuff, and I had never gone inside the store before.Once inside, I was sorry I hadn't visited this. “I’m gonna tell daddy you called me a bitch!” I grinned at him. “And that you were jerking off your little pud. Just milking it.”I darted out of the room and closed the door. I burst into laughter as I heard him scrambling around.No getting off for him. I might have hated that skirt, and he’d soaked my unflattering panties, but he had no right to cover me in orange juice.It was time to get back at my older brother for provoking John. My little pussy tingled as I approached the bathroom door..
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